*First suspect is medium to heavy build, 5’09 to 6’01;*
Capt. Tony Ranieri is being overly kind with his description of that big ol' black bear dude who is out of the wild prowling for some loot and Charmin.
I bet Stevie Wonder could see how huge that guy is as he waddled out of the Lumina on his way to the door. He has no neck, tree stump legs, huge ankles, maybe size 15 brogans and probably will field dress at over 400 pounds. With his dirty appearance, he probably smells like an old drunk constipated bear who just crawled out of his cave after a long hibernation.
"Waddling Willie" has a very focused and determined look and most likely is thinking to himself, "man I gots ta git me a 40 ouncer and some smokes."
Stake out lots of hot wings and a rack of BBQ ribs near a bear trap inside a dark convenience store and "Willie" will go for the grub and get nabbed.
Charmin or store brand? Really? Bears in the woods?
Call N. Alcars
Game Warden Trainee
leroy "chubb" maddixson
09/29/10 at 07:40 PM
that durty big guy looks like Michael Moore with painted black face.