Serial offenders Timothy J. Alford (left) and Carmella C. Parker were allegedly selling methadone on the streets. Both are very frequent visitors to the local jail and courtroom but we can't seem to rid the county of them.

Enumerating the errant, criminal element among us

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Walter Geiger

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Friday, March 30. 2012

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The following cases were on the docket March 20 in Lamar superior court. Judge Bill Fears presided.

Carmella C. Parker, aggravated assault; revoked two years probation.

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#1 Yeu Kno Hu on 03/30/12 at 10:09 AM

Thanks for doing this, Walter. I am tired of the criminal element having a peaceful life in this community while the law abiding citizens have to worry about their lives, livelihoods and property. If you had them, pictures of these thuggies, druggies, drunks, perverts and thieves would be good too. I'd have no problem denying service too or not patronizing the places these criminals frequent (and letting the business owners know).

#1.1 Sheila Tolley on 03/31/12 at 09:08 AM

What an excellent idea!

#2 Call N Alcars on 03/30/12 at 01:32 PM

Walter wrote..."Timothy J. Alford and Carmella C. Parker are very frequent visitors to the local jail and courtroom but we can't seem to rid the county of them."

I have a solution to rid Lamar County of these non-producing leeches who have perpetually attached themselves to society's large butt. They suck up valuable resources that could be used to benefit local community programs. Besides receiving "3 hots and a cot" and color tv in our jails, they most likely have EBT cards, gov't paid free cell phones, Medicaid, etc.

To hasten their departure from our midst, I'm willing to start a "GOOD BYE TIMMY AND CARMELLA FUND" with a substantial donation of $4.32 left over from my "generous" retirement check of $1238 per month. If Walter will volunteer to be the Treasurer of our community fund, I'm sure ample money will accumulate quickly and one way tickets can be purchased for Timmy's and Carmella's bon voyage when released from the joint.

I propose one way tickets for the lucky travelers to fly them over to the Obama family mud hut village located near the sparkling shores of Lake Victoria in Kenya. I have heard an Obama half brother is the big slum lord...err,...I mean, mud hut lord in the palatial village. This new laid back way of life sharing good times with goats, chickens and future politicians in a quaint smokey village has to be a better way of living than sharing stinky jail cells with local hoods and assorted worthless layabouts.

Anyone else willing to donate to the cause?

Call N. Alcars
'followers of obama's economics are Keynesians"
'residents of obama's home country are Kenyans'

#2.1 Sheila Tolley on 03/31/12 at 09:06 AM

Just let me know where the tax tick piggy bank will be located. I am currently gathering donations. Wow! My friends can be unselfish when the cause is worthy.

#3 Cats on 03/30/12 at 05:35 PM

You know, for such a small town, we sure have some big city problems.

#4 Ebony Butts on 03/30/12 at 06:46 PM

Call N Cars..do me a favor and catch the same flight...

#4.1 Sheila Tolley on 03/31/12 at 09:18 AM

No way, Call. You know they will not let you on that plane.

#5 Ebony Butts on 03/30/12 at 06:46 PM

Call N Cars..do me a favor and catch the same flight...

#6 B C on 03/31/12 at 06:19 PM

What probation not working. How bout if they promise to quit dealin Judge. They be good now and learn their lesson.

This will probably get censored but I am so sick and tired of our Judges letting these people go with some probation. Apparently they don't live close to this town. Now the council members say hey do we have a crime problem here in our town?

I was selected to serve on Jury Duty here about 6 months ago and was sick to my stomach. They had a court full of criminals and we did not hear 1 case they let every person that showed up plea out.

What we need is a Judge that has a pair and lock some of these idiots up.

#6.1 Jack Kendrick on 04/01/12 at 09:31 AM

I agree with you about the judge needs to have a pair, but in their defense, they are looking out for the county by allowing them get back in the their routines. There's no money in it for the county if they put them in jail. If they let them go they have to pay fines and probation every month. Its a never ending loop at that point. Their gonna do wrong again and end up just paying more money each time.

#7 Sheila Tolley on 03/31/12 at 07:26 PM

Check out that picture....not happy faces? What is wrong?

#8 Call N Alcars on 04/01/12 at 01:04 PM

~Miss Sheila wrote: Check out that picture....not happy faces? What is wrong?~

You are very astute in pointing out the unhappiness displayed on the mugs of Timmy and Miss Mella. They project an expression of forelorn abandonment.

According to my old friend, Phoshizzle "No Mo Hoodies" Jackson, who was a courtroom observer that day, Timmy and Mella had reason to be bereft.
Shizzle said Timmy wasn't pithed when da' judge denied his request for bond. Likewise, Mella wasn't concerned when da' judge revoked her 2 years probation.

Timmy and Mella had put up twenty-five cents each and had a trustee purchase them a "fiddy-cent box" on the Daily 3 Lottery. The trustee whispered as they shuffled past that their 'fiddy-cent box' numbers '666' were losers. It went downhill from that point. Shizzle said they weren't concerned about da' judge's decision regarding their cases. They just wanted to regroup and leave the courtroom and get back to their '3 hots and cot' in jail because fried 'baloney sammiches' and seasoned butter beans were on the dinner menu. They were 'powerful hongry'.

The final chapter of Timid Timmy and Mean Miss Mella have yet to be written.

Call N. Alcars
'like lots of mustard on my fried baloney sammiches'

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