Sheriff's Report
Between Saturday, Nov. 3, and Friday, Nov. 9, the Lamar County sheriff’s office made the following arrests:
Tonya Elaine Detwiler, 29, Milner, criminal attempt, DUI endangering a child and DUI alcohol;
Michael Jamal Richards, 19, Griffin, possession of less than an ounce of marijuana;
Brian Keith Strickland, 41, obstruction of an officer, disorderly conduct and family violence simple battery;
Markavisia Saqwanna Williams, 22, Jonesboro, probation violation;
Jonathan Bernard Singleton, 24, Forest Park, probation violation;
Shalena Dee Bunn, 34, Barnesville, arrested for another agency;
Marcus Shane Peek, 31, Barnesville, failure to appear;
Oslen Trammel Poole, 21, Macon, printing, executing or negotiating checks or drafts and first degree forgery;
Tahir Ali, 20, Macon, two counts first degree forgery;
Sylvester Jerome Hodges, 34, Byron, furnishing obscene material electronically to a minor;
Charlie Frank Howard, 50, child support;
Gerald Max Beach Jr., 25, Barnesville, child support.
Lisa Dawn Cato, 52, Griffin, serving time, two counts going inside guard line with weapon, liquor or drugs, two counts drugs not in original container, false statements or writings and concealment of facts and two illegal sale, distribution or possession of dangerous drugs except in certain conditions.
Michael Jamal Richards, 19, Griffin, possession of less than an ounce of marijuana;
Brian Keith Strickland, 41, obstruction of an officer, disorderly conduct and family violence simple battery;
Markavisia Saqwanna Williams, 22, Jonesboro, probation violation;
Jonathan Bernard Singleton, 24, Forest Park, probation violation;
Shalena Dee Bunn, 34, Barnesville, arrested for another agency;
Marcus Shane Peek, 31, Barnesville, failure to appear;
Oslen Trammel Poole, 21, Macon, printing, executing or negotiating checks or drafts and first degree forgery;
Tahir Ali, 20, Macon, two counts first degree forgery;
Sylvester Jerome Hodges, 34, Byron, furnishing obscene material electronically to a minor;
Charlie Frank Howard, 50, child support;
Gerald Max Beach Jr., 25, Barnesville, child support.
Lisa Dawn Cato, 52, Griffin, serving time, two counts going inside guard line with weapon, liquor or drugs, two counts drugs not in original container, false statements or writings and concealment of facts and two illegal sale, distribution or possession of dangerous drugs except in certain conditions.
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