(from the Thomaston Times/Michele Ford).
Two Barnesville teens were arrested and a third was on the run after attempting a robbery in Thomaston July 14 that would certainly qualify them for the Dumb Crook News – especially if they were wearing the Zorro masks.

























What are you in jail for?
Man, trying to rob someone with a stolen Zorro mask.
Someone call John Boy and Billy and get this on there.
How do the police keep track of criminals when they have weird names? Do the police search just for the first initial or do the computers they use pull up everything close to the spelling?
Yep, LOL.....LOL....LOL.....LOL....LOL....
When the full moon is bright,
Comes the horseman known as Zorro.
This bold renegade
Carves a "Z" with his blade,
A "Z" that stands for Zorro.
Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.
He is polite,
But the wicked take flight
When they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak,
And the poor and the meek,
This very unique señor Zorro.
Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.
Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro.
And Zorro the fictional character was a Spaniard.
So how complicated do we want to make running this website for the folks who post these stories?