The Northwest Pilots who overshot a Minnesota runway by 150 miles last week told investigators they were using their personal laptops in the cockpit, a violation of company policy, according to a National Transportation Safety Board advisory.
For clarification, let's restate that. The Northwest Pilots who OVERSHOT a Minnesota runway by 150 MILES last week told investigators they were using their personal laptops in the cockpit, a VIOLATION OF COMPANY POLICY, according to a National Transportation Safety Board advisory.

























These non-vigilant flyboys weren't landing so they couldn't have "overshot the runway" by 150 miles...that crew MISSED their DESTINATION airport by 150 miles at 36,000 feet altitude.
'In aeronautical terms: "To overshoot a runway" is to cause an aircraft to fly or taxi too far along a runway during landing or taking off, or of an aircraft to fly or taxi too far along a runway.'
Andrew, you are a very sincere and passionate "green" person. Therefore, if I ever "overshoot" and accidently kill someone with my Glock 21, It would be a relief if you were the jury foreman at my trial. yes suh.
My advice to the pilots: Get ample sleep while on suspension. You will need strength and alertness working your new jobs. As baggage handlers,
you will have to be alert and wide awake as you toss luggage into the belly of the planes you will never fly again.
Call N. Alcars, Capt.
Chief Pilot
Hot-Air Lines
However, I am sorry if my opinion did hit a personal nerve to properly receive that remark.
I can be opinionated about anything I please. And I am.
I am appalled that the pilots were that lackadaisical about the lives of possibly 200 passengers and crew. There is nothing remotely OK about what happened on this flight.
New rules, Pilots, your laptops are to be handed over to the flight attendants when you board and you will get them back as you disembark. You obviously cannot be trusted with your toys.
Call N., I don't even want these "pilots" smashing my luggage for me, I will only trust my suitcase to the baggage smashers who have been trained to do that particular job.
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cats, that was very good! You pass with an A+
Professor Alcars
Has anyone considered an alien abduction or perhaps a new triangle is materializing over the mid west? Perhaps it was a mile high initiation gone wrong or maybe it was that last great act of defiance? It could have been a short union strike? I can’t buy double laptop use unless they were possibly texting each other. If that be the case then it must be Fox News’s fault or George Bush. Obama is star-gazing the situation while he considers legalizing pot for new tax revenue generation so I’m sure we will have an answer soon. Why I’ve heard that a few members of the house are behind closed and locked doors now smoking …. I mean working on a bill to prevent it and it won’t add one dime to the debt.
Someone with responsibility that an airline pilot has, should be more responsible to themselves, their job, and their passengers.
Termination for this action would be appropriate.
Texting train engineers, included.
Timey and Miss Alma (my Jack Russell and cat) both need a'feedin. So will you feed them for me? I love you...............Sis
Bro Call
There are hordes of dullard bloggers residing between the Flint River and Potato Creek bordered by Spalding and Upson County lines.
Most of those bloggers seem to be from the same household with the same mindset. It appears to me that Alcars and GM require myriads of stimulating topics to bring out their well thought blogs.
Reading various PCJ-R blogs, it seems most bloggers are fascinated by that good looking Sheriff Jimmy Thomas. In a similiar way, bloggers on THG admire our handsome Sheriff Waller and his well trained deputies.
Sheila, we know Lyin O'Bama stole your slogan: "We are FIRED up and READY to GO." So, you GO, get READY and FIRE your blogging guns.
It only takes one purty cowgirl like you to mind that herd of Pike pikers.
There are rumors of a very obscure online newspaper somewhere over in the Zebulon area, but I can't seem to locate it. I understand it is sickly and needs some medical attention. Maybe that venue is in need of many doses of Blog Tonic to make it strong enough to get back on its feet.
I believe it is run by a gent named Pecky Twatts. Do you blog there?
Is it fun? Are they intelligent? Let us know the URL so we all can help.
I've heard the PCJ-R is in good health needing NO Blog Tonic dosing.
My name is ANONYMOUS, but for you Sheila, I will always be your:
Kandy Kaine
Bubba starts with 'could have', as his key words and according to the Pikers Abridged Dictionary, "could have" is derived from 'coulda, woulda, and shoulda'. He clearly demonstrates his Piker writing ability.
Bubba continued to show his 'abilities' with improper usage of two ellipses in his hastily worded summation. Ellipses? Look it up in the Pikers Dictionary. Oh! on second thought, you should use Websters Dictionary. BTW: Is it Websters 'intelligence' or Pikers "intellegence"?
Bubba's displayed "more intellegence" (sic) when he "summed it up" by using a mere 31 words of his vast 50 word Piker vocabulary
Bubba can learn to like a long round sweet thing, so I'll forever be HIS:
Kandy Kaine
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.......Update.....Test Results..................
Kandy Kaine failed the test to blog in Pike County. He, She, or it will be able to test again after six months.
Huh? What? When? Where? Sound? Stereo? I don't get it. I read the same comment as you did and I'm sorry, BUT, I didn't hear a peep!
I don't know how Kandy Kaine might sound, but, if Kandy looks as good as her writing, that girl has to be a beautiful buxom BABE!
Oh! Duh me! I get it now. You have one of those expensive software programs that convert text to speech for the visually impaired.
Those great programs allow persons with visual disadvantages to "hear" text via a synthesized voice. Those applications can also be used by those possessing superior visual acuity, yet have non existent reading capabilities.
Many colleges use the same technology in furtherance of redneck reading comprehension. For instance, most rural redneck GC students read on a 4th grade level, especially the Pikers. By using the computerized voices in all areas of study, it has reduced the cumulative redneck student fail rate by a generous 10%. Unfortunately, the redneck Piker student fail rate was a measly 2%. That is hardly progress!
I recommend you purchase the CD version of 'Psycholinguistics' by John Field. You probably can't afford to buy it, so check out the CD at the library. When you hit the cot tonight in your single wide, turn on your kerosene lamp and listen patiently until your Bud Lite lulls you to sleep. Then you can lazily "git" up early for some good ol' deer huntin'.
HWGCS
STILL working on that elusive 4.0 GPA
Hostility, jealousy and anger are rampant in your meager posts.
I can help you with a one-on-one session. I can put it straight to you. Contact me at: www.jessesharpton.org/helpingredneckpikers
Rev. Jesse Sharpton
The Rainbow Coercion