Everybody needs money in this obama economy. But, it is especially tuff out there for aged crooners. Rumor has it that Lil' Blue Eyes is reportedly considering an offer from pearlene to perform a show at the Huddle House in return for a HH Meal Card.
Just a rumor, BUT, a lot of them are flying around.
My friend, Ibepoken Phunatcha, shared these rumorous ruminations with me:
Gretchen Ellerby replacing Wayne Patterson if she doesn't sue Lamar County?
Some HONEST citizens running in the next Lamar County commission elections?
DA Milam won't cut any more dastardly plea deals favoring crooks?
SPLOST will be soundly defeated even if millage rates will be raised?
Biggest Rumors yet!
IQ tests will be given to Grand Jury candidates to ensure they are as equally smart as a turnip. Also, Auditory Neuropathy tests will be administered in order to weed out those jurors who are incapable of hearing testimony and making correct decisions on who is to stand trial for their egregious crimes.
Are lip reading courses next if no positive results come from the IQ and AN tests?
Perish the thought!...That is not only a RUMOR!..It's a LIE!
There is no way to keep Sassy Sheila Tolley from blogging. Heaven forbid, but, if Sheila ever met with an accident rendering her armless, she would type with her toes! If a disabling medical malady occurred making her visually handicapped, Sheila would install a Braille keyboard in order to provide her 'insightful' analytical comments. No suh! Only a midnight visit from the Grim Reaper himself seeking a guest for his Dirt Sleep Hotel would prevent Sheila Tolley from blogging. Even then, she would blog using empathic communication facilitated via her blogging fans.
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ROSE COLORED GLASSES OR HOMEGROWN TROUBLE
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12/27/10 at 09:41 AM
WELL LITTLE SCOTTY NEEDS TO TO EARN HIS KEEP SOMEHOW. WE HAVE TO JUSTIFY THESE 45,OOO.00 SIGNS.WHY DONT WE PUBLISH HIS SALARY IN THE PAPER LIKE THE OTHER COUNTY EMPLOYEES. OH BEFORE YOU SAY IT , I KNOW HOW VALUABLE HE IS TO THE COMMUNITY AND HOW WE WOULD NOT HAVE ANY CULTURE IN THIS COUNTY IF NOT FOR HIM. YOU CAN SAY THAT WHEN YOU PAY AS MUCH PROPERTY TAXES AS I DO. ITS TIME TO GET RID OF THE ENTIRE CURRENT SCHOOL BOARD AND TRUBY. IT IS A CRIME HOW MUCH OF OUR TAXES THEY ARE WASTING. A FULL AUDIT SHOULD BE DONE OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SYSTEM BACK FOR AT LEAST 15-20 YEARS. IT STARTED WITH CHAMBERLIN AND THE LAND SWAP. WAIT TO THE NEW HIGH SCHOOL IS BUILT AND WHERE THE PROPERTY COMES FROM. ITS TIME TO BLOW THE LID OFF OF PANDORAS BOX IN THIS COUNTY. IF YOU THINK THIS LAST GRAND JURY WAS A MESS , YOU SHOULD GO BACK A FEW YEARS AND FIND OUT WHAT ALL HAS BEEN SWEPT UNDER THE RUG INCLUDING SOME CASES AGAINST SOME OF OUR HIGHER UPS IN OUR FINANCIAL SECTOR HERE IN LAMAR CO. WELL IN THE WORDS OF OLE BLUE EYES SR. I DID IT MY WAY!
I agree with about everything you said but one!
You made reference to, "Grim Reaper himself". I beg to disagree but I'm sorry; the Grim Reaper has to be a woman!
Just a rumor, BUT, a lot of them are flying around.
My friend, Ibepoken Phunatcha, shared these rumorous ruminations with me:
Gretchen Ellerby replacing Wayne Patterson if she doesn't sue Lamar County?
Some HONEST citizens running in the next Lamar County commission elections?
DA Milam won't cut any more dastardly plea deals favoring crooks?
SPLOST will be soundly defeated even if millage rates will be raised?
Biggest Rumors yet!
IQ tests will be given to Grand Jury candidates to ensure they are as equally smart as a turnip. Also, Auditory Neuropathy tests will be administered in order to weed out those jurors who are incapable of hearing testimony and making correct decisions on who is to stand trial for their egregious crimes.
Are lip reading courses next if no positive results come from the IQ and AN tests?
Have any good rumors?
Merry Christmas!
CNA
There is no way to keep Sassy Sheila Tolley from blogging. Heaven forbid, but, if Sheila ever met with an accident rendering her armless, she would type with her toes! If a disabling medical malady occurred making her visually handicapped, Sheila would install a Braille keyboard in order to provide her 'insightful' analytical comments. No suh! Only a midnight visit from the Grim Reaper himself seeking a guest for his Dirt Sleep Hotel would prevent Sheila Tolley from blogging. Even then, she would blog using empathic communication facilitated via her blogging fans.
That is the unvarnished truth! Honest!
Call N. Alcars
Ethosphere Empath
When you all learn to worship me , we will get along just fine.
Ms. Tolley you post using his name and then on the eve of his birthday you talk about people worshipping you?
I agree with about everything you said but one!
You made reference to, "Grim Reaper himself". I beg to disagree but I'm sorry; the Grim Reaper has to be a woman!
furthermore, Walter=tolley. when will yall catch on to this.
Marshall of the new years eve opossum drop
On main street Friday night .