If Hines will hire this retired 80 year old to protect their property, I will put a permanent end to hoodie wearing thugs breaking into their business in order to steal drugs.
I can spend the night on a cot in a dark corner. As soon as the thieves make entry and I fear for my life,
I will administer a fatal dose of lead poisoning from my 12 gauge Riot gun loaded with double ought buckshot at the same time I yell, FREEZE!. PROBLEM SOLVED!
If Hines may be concerned about collateral damage by my using a shotgun, I will gladly use my Glock 21 .45 Cal for a much cleaner disposal of the worthless druggies.
I will work really cheap for cash and furnish ny own guns, ammo, cot and snacks. The word will be put out to the hoodies that Hines is one place to stay away from and for them to carry out easier crimes like robbing little old ladies at the bingo games or stealing from their mama purse.
I know, I know, as they say on the street, "don't be so hard, they gotta get some drugs some way til their EBT Card is refilled". yeah..uh..huh..
Call N Alcars
'put and end to this foolishness'
firstname.lastname@example.org for my services
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