I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, "Cut it out!"
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
The sad thing is, whether they are in jail or not, the majority of them will get fed by the taxpayer one way or another, so who's really the sucker ???
Sort of a Catch 22 there, Bonnie. The taxpayers are the Mandated Involuntary Suckers. We have two options....pay taxes to feed the Tax Ticks or don't pay and lose everything we have worked for and join them.
As in theft....if someone robs me....what are my choices IF the crook is caught? Watch him go to jail for a little while...THAT IS MY SINGLE CHOICE. I want my damn money back, not feed the sucker while he is in jail.
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Only 3 of 14 arrests are local. Y'all may be feeding "these here folks" a little too good.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, "Cut it out!"
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
-Stephen Wright-
As in theft....if someone robs me....what are my choices IF the crook is caught? Watch him go to jail for a little while...THAT IS MY SINGLE CHOICE. I want my damn money back, not feed the sucker while he is in jail.