David Edward Williams is shown in this mugshot taken nearly 18 years ago at Muscogee County Correctional Institute. The image taken from the Georgia Department of Corrections website.
Cops: Weep not for Big Daddy D
While multiple Gordon College students arrested at a underage 'rave' he hosted last week have gone to bat for David Edward (Big Daddy D) Williams, Barnesville police say he is a seasoned ex-con with an extensive arrest record.
on his pipe and cast a Svengali stare at the impressionable GC "stoodents". They became
mesmerized and followed like mind numbed robots creating a base of underage drinking
participants at an affair disguised as a 37th birthday party. These "stoodents" will follow the
Pied Piper of Gordon College tune down the trail of immaturity only to fall off the cliff of reality.
His nefarious deeds could be advantageous in his desire to be a criminal defense lawyer.
The party group of Gordon College "stoodents" are potential David E. Williams, Esq. clients!
After looking at the 1991-1992 Pied Piper of Gordon College mug shot for less than a minute,
I felt myself being commanded by those dark burning eyes. Those eyes were like a penetrating
laser beam telling me to take my check book and rush out and hire a big time Atlanta lawyer.
My reality returned only when I realized his "stoodent" followers using parental money might provide
ample funds or they possibly will call the ACLU to secure a competent attorney to defend the
very popular Pied Piper of Gordon College.
WARNING: DO NOT STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE PIED PIPER OF GORDON COLLEGE!
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Great job Barnesville PD!
" D Williams would never do anything like that. He is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. I have known him for 6 months and he is the nicest most sensitive guy in the world."
This just goes to show you how the ppl now days are con-ed into what ever. Wonder how many of these ppl that follow David Karesh i mean Williams, also followed the messiah Obama and drank the cool-aid.
Here we go. From the horses mouth, as you will:
All i ever imagined was having some of my closest friends over for an invitation only party. I posted an "closed event invitation" on Facebook and included everyone from fellow students to lifelong friends to Gordon Professors. Drinking was never an intention of this party. It was at least not the main focus. When it asked for the person hosting the party, I put BIG DADDY DAVE. I thought it sounded funny. My great grandfather was called "big daddy".
As i composed the event on Facebook and chose the people to invite, i was asked to describe the party. I included a funny quip about possible live sex acts AS A JOKE, referring to, as stated, Christian's roommate, who does often have sex with someone at every party. On the event invitation the possible live sex act was followed with (just give Nate some shots).
There was a place at the bottom of the invitation for anyone that was invited to make comments and a naive, stupid boy wrote that,"we should put acid in the beer." As soon as i saw this, i deleted it from the postings. He was trying in his own little way to be funny, but i did not feel it was funny at all. He did not realize what it was inferring. I do not stand for drug use in any way, shape or form, and have counseled many Gordon students that drugs will steal your entire life away from you. They will cause you to destroy everything in your life that means anything to you, and you will lose years from your life trying to rebuild the damage done.
Now, as for the party: in retrospect, I wish i had never planned, nor carried it out. I honestly had no idea it could, or would, turn into all of this. Maybe I should have stopped to think about it long and hard. I really wish i had. I meant no harm. My closest friends here are Gordon students, and why wouldn't they be? I go to school with them, study for exams with them, eat lunch with them, and talk to them EVERYDAY.
I am older and continuing my education, but i think it is a grand measure to rebuild the mistakes and missed opportunities of the past. My mother just graduated with her Masters Degree at the age of 55 and is a great role model to me, and i praise her for having that courage. I am currently a Pre-law student and would hate to have my track thwarted by this mistake. I go from here to Ga State, then to Emory Law School. I currently have all A's and B's.
I understand and apologize to this city and county for the party. I did it and i will pay my fine, but don't call for the executioner just yet. The pot was not mine. I do not do drugs of any kind. Someone threw a half of a marijuana cigarette in my bathroom floor during the "raid", and it was charged to me. THATS IT!
I did not, at any time, supply alcohol to anyone at the party, nor did i recognize anyone underage drinking. I just wasnt looking out for it. I should have. I wish i had. I really just wandered around and let everyone tell me happy birthday and talked to people.
There will never be another party I host in this town. I just want to continue to work towards my degree and move on towards Law School. I really meant no offense to anyone. The only other party that has ever been at that same house was hosted by my roommate, not me. 2 parties, thats it, and there will be no more.
Just give me chance to move on in my life. I cannot believe some of the things i have read on here. Its college students and beer. Not cocaine, not crystal meth; BEER. I should have noticed and im sorry i didnt. I didnt realize the importance, nor recognize my responsibility to control every person in my house. I definately do now.
One further issue, however: At the time of the "raid", my back window in my house was broken out. I dont know who did it. I have heard differing stories. All I do know for certain is that the police were aware it was broken and did nothing to secure my property. I was taken to jail and the police said it was not their responsibility to secure the broken out window. As a result, my entire house was robbed by the time i was released from jail and all of the contents stolen. Laptops, x-box 360, video cameras, digital cameras, $1000 cash for rent, Tiffany's diamond ring my roomate was going to give his girlfriend when they got back, etc.. Don't you feel the Police Department has some negligence liablities to me? The window was the point of entry in the robbery, as the investigating officers stated to me. Why did they feel they could just leave my house completely open to the elements like that? That is truly negligence.
I did have a party, but I did nothing to deserve for my house to have been left wide open to robbers by our Barnesville Police Department. We should all expect more than that of them, whether accused of a crime or not. We are still citizens and deserve to be protected, all of us.
"You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party"!!!
From what they have said there was pot found in the house and guys fighting in the yard. Did you bother to take control of your residence?
You wont go to prison this time but learn a lesson from this.
This is going to make all those young idiots that were kissing up to you look really stupid. But maybe they didn't know about your other aliases.
Hope you not crossing this street too...lol!!
Anyone out there?
For all of you that may not be aware, it is the year 2009. Now apply simple math. “Williams served a stretch in Muscogee County Correctional Institute in 1991-1992 for theft” additionally, “has known arrests in Henry County for theft by taking and entering an auto during that same time period.”
Subtract 1992 from 2009 and arrive at the magic number of 17 years. Did I say 17 (SEVENTEEN) years? And, if he had arrest in Henry County for theft “during that same time period” I’m not the brightest light bulb in the lamp but I would assume the two are related in some way. I have also always understood that if a person makes a mistake and pays for the mistake, that the person has also paid the debt to society.
How does a person obtain 5 social security numbers? It was difficult enough to get the information correct on the forms to get one. Does he have 5 actually assigned to him or is he in possession of 5 different cards? Were they on his person or found in his residence? Some unanswered questions. I would be interested to know what is in his BOOK OF CRIMINAL HISTORY, and when the last entry was made. He has 8 aliases. This accusation was not very specific, was it? If you include nicknames and other names people refer to you as, well I’d be guilty of having a few aliases too.
I am acquainted with Walter and, for the exception of some differences of opinion, I respect him. However, I’m second guessing the content of this material. It has an outward appearance of demonstrating a feeble attempt of stirring the pot. In my opinion, the information is misleading the way it is presented.
I would hope that the local residents would apply some common sense to these accusations before jumping on the crucifixion bandwagon. 17 year old mistakes do not constitute the re-birth of a “seasoned ex-con”. The term “ex-con” really has no weight after 17 years and, “seasoned”? Definitely not!
If information is going to be presented, it should be presented in its entirety. Not just enough so that it will generate negative attention.
How in the Hell did this guy get into Gordon College?
I will attempt to answer that great question:
Someone in the Admissions Dept. was not aware of the power behind Big Daddy D's stare. He locked eyes and put the WHAMMY on that person and presto!, BDD was granted instant access to all the young and malleable minds via his role as an older "stoodent" with many life experiences. Those "life experiences" were most likely not shared in his Admissions packet. In an instant, the former Big Daddy D became The Pied Piper of Gordon College and his college career as a neophyte scholar began. As they say. THE REST IS HISTORY!
!!Warning!! DO NOT STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE PIED PIPER OF GORDON COLLEGE. !!Warning!!
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Note: Since A-apostrophe shirley has a triple DUI relative attending Gordon, maybe A'shirley will enlighten you further with a closer and more expanded response.
Hey Sheila! You have sparked a great idea! It is a disservice to the faithful readers and contributors to this fine hometown newspaper to only publish the photos of "The Usual Suspects" displaying the toll taken upon their mugs by an excessive and illegal lifestyle. Did you say 37 years old for BDD? That is kind.
In the spirit of providing a community service , the mug shots taken of all the birthday party arrestees could be published.
With such a large selection to view, this would be a pleasant change for loyal readers.
What do you think?
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if you name is JOHN EDWARD DAVIS, THEN HERE IS THE RUNDOWN OF YOUR "ALIASES"....
1: JOHN EDWARD DAVIS
2: JOHN DAVIS
3: EDWARD DAVIS
4: JONNIE DAVIS
5: EDDIE DAVIS
6: EDWARD JOHN DAVIS
ETC.,
its the different combinations of your name. and when the police enter your name in the computer and mis-enter it, thats how you get differing numbers.
The dui's came after she had been at the school for about maybe a yr or so; give or take a little.
Maybe if we had sent her to a better college to begin with my sister may not have such a bad drinking problem. Ya, think??
I found a quote but it should mean the opposite. work harder on yourself than your job.
The one for Mr Williams should read,.. work harder on your job than on yourself!!
I mean after all they all say they are adults and should be able to drink at 18 ( and not wait those 3 yrs till 21 that will fly by ) What would the kids be saying then when those pic hit the paper? lol!!
call n alcars.......That was great!!
I would also like to add, that if the Police Dept feels they have to let his priors out (maybe hoping to get the heat that is coming off the officers that abused thier authority during the "bust") then if this is the best they have got, it's somewhat pathetic.
There are MANY in the community with a pass that is MUCH MUCH worse than this lol. Some of those even are considered "Good" community people.....
17 years is a long time, that was a lifetime ago.
That bust happened recently, so if the Police Dept wants to focus on "Bad", why hasn't an Investigation into the officers conduct been launched yet?
Let's see some news about officers being investgated for civil rights abuses, and let's see some stories about them getting fired. Something that happened 17 years ago is NOT news.
Andrew or Walter....can you find out? I think the students were/are lying about what happened. If that had happened to me I would have went straight to the PD and filed a complaint.
I have also put a call into the local ACLU to confirm or deny any contact with them from Barnesville.
No, if an officer’s conduct is wrong, Keadle has a habit of looking the other way. Mr. Odom, would you like for me to send you a copy of the complaint I filed with the BPD many many years back, and also Keadle's replies to me?
I can understand not filing with the "offending party." I hadn't thought of that earlier.
To show that Keadle does ignore valid complaints? Yeah, he has in the past, but is it relevant to this in general....no, not since the people would do much better filing their complaints with the ACLU and maybe with the City Council. The City Council may not be able to do much about the complaints, BUT some of the members are known to be VERY helpful and considerate when community complaints are sent. I will say this much, Barnesville has some GREAT City Council members. I don’t think the community realizes just how much some of the city council members do care about Barnesville.
In my opinion, the officers did much worse than those who were caught drinking underage. But not as bad as Mr. Williams himself, there's no excuse or justification for hosting a party full of minors who do NOT understand the consequences of mixing booze with immaturity.
Get real you are an embrassment to Lamar County, Gordon and all young people.
It makes the debates so much more fun and exciting!
"No, if an officer’s conduct is wrong, Keadle has a habit of looking the other way."
Bold statement for somebody named anonymous. Why don't you support to your statement with reason? Chief Keadle can't act if he doesn't have a complaint to act on. Therefore, to respond to, "Do you really think they should file a complaint at the center of the abuse?" the answer is, absolutely. Accusations on a blog don't require attention but a formal written complaint does. If a person doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to file a complaint then I guess that means the person really doesn't have a complaint.
How true #26.
#27 and #28 are you angry? Your statements make no sense to me other than they sound as if you have a personal grievance to settle with this guy. Read #26
Gary
Are you one of the officers? Do you call him Chief out of respect for your boss, or is it to illustrate his authority?
If you are an officer, your opinion means nothing to me unless you are "Chad". If to illustrate his authority, well when a Chief can't get his officers to treat citizens fairly, then maybe a new Chief should be appointed?
You want to see someone pretty cause you cant even look in a mirror and find one. Sorry! but the truth hurts.
My goodness Mr. Weaver, your participles are not only dangling, your modifier has collapsed! You spewed a contradictory statement by stating one could not find a mirror if one was looking at a mirror. Your semi-introductory statement, "You want to see someone pretty...." is valid only if you had ended the sentence at that point. Retortingly, I reply, "what ol' geezer like myself would not want to see someone pretty?" That reminds me of the good old days! Ah, but I digress. Back to my critique of your recessive adolescent apology. Burt, allright if I call you Burt?, you can never develop a psychological identity if you insist on apologizing for a simplified statement ie: "Sorry! but the truth hurts."
All is forgiven, Burt! A'shirley could never be offended by your simplistic posting and I am not positive your words were directed to me!
Just in case, Call N. Alcars, forgives too!
PS: I IMPLORE you to revise and tighten any written lesson material that is turned in to your English "perfesser". Good grades will follow!
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What was your complaint about and when was it filed? Who did you file it with? Please post your complaint and your reply from BPD Chief Keadle. It's time to air out the laundry and crawl out from under anonymous. If you have facts, make them known to all.
If what you say are truths then you should have no problem making them public. If he lacks concern for some citizens, I will agree with you that he needs to be replaced. But if you can't back it up, well the shoe would be on the other foot then.
Yes 21 is the legal age to drink, but please tell me why is it that so many Professors, government figures and parents want the legal age to be dropped to 18? Because we are adults. If you are old enough to pay your taxs, go to war, vote on the leader of our nation, drive a car, hold a steady job, why can we not drink? Because people such as yourself don't understand that just because we are 18-20 we are not able to drink.
I think most the people on this have nothing better to do with their lives and judge someone else, you are not the lord himself, so you have no right to judge. I am not Davids best friend, I did not know him in the past, but I know he is not the same person he was 17 years ago.
He along with anyone else who is over 21 and has friends who are adults but not "21" would be in his same position.
On the people fighing in the yard...how about you talk to the cops about that. Id sue if it was me they watch the whole thing and didn't break it up, because they wanted to wait to bust this big "rave" (haha so over the top).
AGE IS NOT A FACTOR IN ANYTHING.
People back off. Let it be, and move on with your life.
So, your house was robbed? How does it feel to have your property taken from you?
Please, give me back my camera! Look, we used to be friends. I am sorry that I took everything out of hand. But, you have to hear me out, you completely pissed me off when you told me I had to suck your ***** in order to get it back. Now, I understand that you were joking, but that was wrong of you. You won't even let me apologize. You say you're an adult, but you're acting like a child. I have owned up to acting like a child in this situation, but I am trying to apologize for it and you won't hear me out. I just want it back. I overreacted because I thought I wouldn't get it back. But don't you see how life has this thing called karma? You make your own luck and I think you made yours. Maybe now you will see how it feels, right? I supposed some of your possessions were stolen, not only Andrew's, right? So if someone had them wouldn't you want them to return them? Thank you for getting my camera back, but please, do the right thing and actually give it back to me. Maybe if you stopped and thought about it you might realize that good things come to those who do good things for others...most of the time. So maybe you did this, did something good, your luck would turn around.
SO PLEASE. Just give it back. You have no idea how much that would mean to me. Your parents help you out with everything; mine don't. You think my parents have a lot of money, but they don't. I have to buy everything that I have...and I had to get a new camera with my money. That really put a dent in my bank account. So seriously, giving it back would have me out so much.
Again, I feel bad about what happened. When I went to the police, it wasn't to have you arrested. It was just to get it back. Maybe they didn't tell you that I was NOT pressing charges? I was just letting them know EVERYTHING that was going on. I just needed a way to get it back because I was tired of driving all the way down there to get it. I should have handled it on my own, but you need to realize that I didn't know what to do. I did think you were serious at the time. I have calmed down though and I am sorry. So hopefully you have calmed down and you can be an adult about this too and stop being so vendictive towards me.
If spiderman goes for a bath will he get stuck in the tube?
So, Please next time...don't talk unless you know the facts behind my family!!
Go to school and get an education. You have the rest of your life to party, hardy!!
Just who do you think you are? Inspector Gadget lol?
Phoshizzle asked me to relay this heart warming response to you. Here goes:
Po Megan! You mess wiff da bull an' ya git da horn. Dats too bad. Big Daddy D wants ta find hisself uh hole an' crawl in afta yo' plea.
You iz also vindiktive cuz ya aired yo' private doings in uh public place.
I dont knows ya, but dere iz hidden meaning between yo' written lines.
I'll dust off muh ma computer-generated amateur Doctor o' Psychology Street Degree an' giv you ma take. You mus' be uh young an' impressinble follower who iz gullible an' wuz taken in by da mo' street smart an' wiley persona o' Big Daddy D. who prob'ly told ya he cared fo' ya. Dats way wrong.
Yo attempt ta regain possession o' yo' camera requirs talkin wiff da lo life.
Fergiddabouit! MOVE ON! When ya jetted ta da POLICE, ya should had em locked up.
Digital camras iz CHEAP! Da man on Forsyth street kin hook you up. Gits uh new one an' tell Big Daddy David Williams ta kiss yo' bu**
Wow! That PHOSHIZZLE sure has a way with words!
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If everyone jumps my ass, who cares? I don't live around you people and I don't talk to any of you anymore either.
And, again, if I made my situation worse, who cares? I really couldn't have made it worse at all. The only thing I can do is help it. If I get my camera back, then good. If this posts helps, great. But if it makes it worse, then oh well. But, it can't make it worse. How can being in the same position, cameraless, after this make it worse? I'm still in the same position.
All of you people really do need to stop jumping David's ass, though. Of course what he did was illegal, but he did it and got caught. Now he's going to pay for it. END OF STORY. I browsed through all of these postings and you guys seem to come here everyday just to insult him. Just leave him alone. A judge will handle this. It's not like none of you have ever done anything illegal, regardless of whether or not it was as bad or as worse as what David did. He did it. And he cannot change what he did. Underaged drinking is bad. I'm aware of this. It's not like I don't do it either. Speeding is bad too. And that's also illegal. I've had my share of tickets before and I paid for them, but I also ended up learning my lesson and I generally don't speed anymore. How many of you have gotten tickets before? I'm sure most of you have. You know, if you're in your car going 70 in a 55, stuff can happen...like an accident. A deer could run out in front of you, or you might not see an innocent biker out for their morning exercise. There could always be some sort of consequence when you break the law. If you're drinking, you could get alcohol poisoning, get into a fight, or get into a car. People make bad decisions all the time. Yes, David made a bad decision. Yes, David did time when he was younger. That doesn't make him a bad person, though. Also, not everything you see in print is true. A lot of is embellished to get negative responses out of the reader. Just give the guy a break. I'm not defending what he did, and I don't believe he would try to either, but I'm saying that all of you are making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be.
And as for my original post, I really only wrote it for David to see because I have no other way to get in touch with him. You can read it if you want. You can comment on it if you want, as if you already haven't. You can jump my ass about it if you want. I really could care less. It's your choice to read it and that's that, but if you do post comments, I'll disregard them because I'm only interested in remarks from one person.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but; it appears your problem is deeper than a camera. You sound a lot like you think you in love with more than a camera.
I'm not going to give any advice except that you should consider talking about all this with someone you trust. Your words express some troubling symptoms.
Concerned Person
Anonymous (Concerned Person) regrettably posted a comment directed to you whereas he/she recognized that a symptomatic problem exists deeper than your claimed loss of a camera. Anonymous (Concerned Person's) layman's insight confirmed it for me after I digested the content of your second posting. You presented a very weak argument about being "cameraless". An equally weak and pathetic defense of David Williams was rampant through out your rambling post
Your emotional turmoil over the loss of an inanimate object coupled with the loss of a perceived "friendship" with Big Daddy D can be quickly absolved if you so desire. If your stated need for a camera is legitimately from your heart, My wife and I will purchase another camera for you contingent upon 2 simple stipulations.
1. Take the camera and enjoy life as a young person should. 2. Flush Big Daddy D out of your mind and down the toilet of life.
To claim your camera: Post that you will accept these terms and a new digital camera will be anonymously delivered to the offices of this hometown newspaper in downtown Barnesville.. The moderators of these online
articles do not know me, but, they have my email address. You will be required to produce positive ID to prove you are Megan Ledbetter before you take possession of the new camera.
Attn: Mr. Geiger :
I certainly hope this arrangement meets with your approval. You have my email address to make contact.
Maybe that fine young reporter Andrew Odom can facilitate this unusal anonymous arrangement.
Note to David Williams: Your success in the future depends on your path to atonement for past misdeeds. Take the first step on that long journey and do right towards Megan.
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LOL!!!!!!!!
I will just pray for you.........
Good luck David ~ I did say you looked like a con artist that could sale shit out of a bad to the elderly.
What happen to your christian ways? mmmmmmmm.....
"Actually, I think that statement means looking into the mirror to find a pretty face, but not being able to find one (a pretty face.) 7th grade English should have taught you better."
That is awesome! You too are not sure!
"You think" you know what Burt's statement means? ...not being able to find one (a pretty face). Ah ha..Even you don't know for sure if it's a pretty face or another mirror Burt is trying to find!
Mea culpa! I did miss 7th grade English....and 8th grade too. I'm sure my high IQ had nothing to do with it, but, since I was very large for my age and was shaving on a daily basis, my middle school principal felt I was wasting my post-pubescent time lounging in the 6th grade and placed me right up with the bigger and smarter kids in the 9th grade. I hope that clarifies your concern regarding my missing 7th. grade English and my inability to comprehend Burt's soliloquy.
As Jethro Bodine might say:
"I kant cipher iffin the participle dangled heavy agin the direct object or iffin that ol' missin linkin verb twarnt able to address that predicate nominative to make it kleer if the purty face or the dumb ol mirror was to receive the action." "Ellie May help me out here! These Gordon College "stoodents" er way above my 3rd grade edjumacation."
I hope Ol' Jethro Bodine's remedial English lesson won't be wasted. Keep up 'dem grades!
Good night!
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And yes, I do ramble. I was just saying that people need to stop attacking him. He did something wrong. He's paying for it. The end.
Love your comments!!
Call N. Alcars.
Do yourself a favor and don't post anything else. Too many people reading this post know your past, when you have come to Barnesville, and you are beginning to look mental.
"regrettably posted"
???????????????????????????????
What does that mean?
This isn't Johnny Olsen shouting, "come on down" for a lucky contestant to MAKE A DEAL.
In comment #41, the "real" Megan chose not to present an acceptance to my offer of a new camera in comment #40.1; therefore, in pseudo-legalese, the acceptance of my offer by an "imposter" Megan in comment #42 is rejected by me as null and void.
Therefore, the camera offer is rescinded.
Hmmm...this does make an old geezer wonder. Naah! couldn't be...or could it? Do you suppose Big Daddy D is the author of comment #42? If a person is "intelligent?" enough to possess multiple social security numbers and a host of aliases, would not it be a simple affair to produce a "Megan ID", dress up in drag and present himself/herself at the newspaper office to retrieve a new camera?
That scenario may be far fetched, but, I have seen stranger things happen. I remember one very hot day in July 1947, I was strolling in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico observing flora and fauna when a UFO slammed....uh!..
I was lost there for a moment.
No one would believe that outlandish tale.
Got to go, time for my All Bran and prunes.
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I'll keep my pearls of wisdom for those who at least are rational in their thinking, regardless if they agree or disagree. Those without wisdom, like you, are the reason this country is in the horrid state it is currently in. I’ll cast my pearls this one time, just so you know just what I think of you. And no matter what you may think of me, just remember, your opinion matters nothing, you're viewed as nothing more than an online troll. And your "Christian" wisdom shows just how ignorant you are of what the Bible actually says about such things.
And Call N. Alcars, I really did post that comment, but I did like your far fetched theory. Thanks anyway =] My issue over the camera has been resolved, so I have no further need to post anything here.
I hope you all have fun bashing David. It just shows that your lives are very uninteresting since you have nothing more exciting to occupy yourselves with. I had two purposes for posting here: To implore you to just drop this and let David be and to get in touch with David over the camera issue. Now that I've done both of those, I'll leave you to do and say whatever you please. This has been very humorous.
Some find humor and some find a dry mind.....
I wonder why??
He will be gone for a while on this one.
They were all to scared shitting in their pants to worry about a cell phone. lol!
Homecoming Queen? lol...you might be ugly but you sure are a funny!
It is so refreshing to discover a potential budding psycho-analyst in our midst.
It is a rare endownment for one to possess. The ability to analyze an old geezer's psyche via his arthritic keyboard strokes is not from this universe. Truly a DIVINE gift!
However, I am gravely concerned the diminishing status of your outer epidermis
and inner dermis layering precipitated your erroneous and premature analysis.
Journeying down the rocky path of life while being subjected to an array of variables
to include disappointments, success, failures, highs, lows, wants, needs, smart, dumb,
pretty, ugly, rich, poor and thousands of adjective events is a sure cure for that
insidious Gordonese malady known as one being "thin skinned". Couldn't resist!
The penned revelation, "You love to critic it and find fault with it" begs for interpretation.
Au contraire my new friend Burt! I would
never "critic it and find fault with it".
What ever "it" is.
I have been known to "critique", but NEVER would I "critic" anything. Especially, "it".
Therefore, a "critique" of your analytical comments posted for my benefit won't go lacking.
I again have asked my old retired street thug friend, PHOSHIZZLE JACKSON, to assist with his
brilliant analysis of your analysis analyzing analytical anomolies characterized in my comments.
Mr. Phoshizzle Jackson possesses a child-like being and displays such with his his meek and timid offering.
"Dat kracker gots uh reel problum! der iz lots o meaning in da boys use of dem wurds "you" an' "your" 18 times!
Eben da blind ho hangin in da crack crib on Mill Street culd see ders uh problum wid dat boy. Der is pent up hostage,, eruh, I ment to say, pent anger an hostility a lingerin about. Dats bad. Da boy manifests symptums o' der phenomena known in da shrink wurls as projection an' transferrence. Dats way bad too. Der exists sum unabayted envy wid uh fixation on mister Alcars turning off his geekbox whns i know fer fact Jack dat on Call
has da high speedy DSL an neber turns da puter off. What up wid dat? Da boy wrote, "Oh, an' she iz ugly still!" dat boy iz jivin. Who iz "she"? I hopes "she" aint dat purty Sheila Tolley jus cuz she knowed em whn he wuz
jus a disappointd gleem in his daddy eye.
Glad I cud hp ya Mr. Alcars."
I certainly appreciate the invaluable assistance provided by my dear friend Phoshizzle Jackson. We have experienced
seven decades together and survived four decades together in sunny Kalifornia.
Good night Burt and I promise not to turn off my computer or look at any reflections in the mirror.
Oh, I have tried that mirror gig before...no reflection was there! What does that mean?
Call N. Alcars 10-4
"Regrettably" is the precise word in the leading statement of my comment #40 wherein I responded to another anonymous poster, #39. Let me "splain" as Ricky Ricardo told Lucy around 1953.
#39 said:
Megan,I hate to be the one to tell you this but;.....and...I'm not going to give any advice except....
It is painfully obvious to anyone with rudimentary English composition skills that 'ol #39 anonymous was greatly pained and "hated to be the one" to inform Megan that she had made a faux pas with her sniveling comment scathing Big Daddy D for appropriating her beloved camera. In the same offering, Megan elevates her Big Daddy D to sainthood where he is now St. David of Gordon College.
Converting #39 Anonymous's reluctance to "hate" to inform Megan, literary license allows a more palatable choice of word to be used in context. Certainly, #39 anonymous appears to be one of compassion "regrettably' informing poor Megan of his concern for her mental stability. Thus, "regrettably" was my chosen word although it was not #39's word.
I am always willing to "splain".
yes suh!
Call N. Alcars
OH it happened alright.... The question is,is how do we rectify it....... and not screw up these "young" ppls lives.......
MEGAN,
so if you got the "camera issue" resolved, does that mean that you did what he wanted?
Sheila Tolley and Call N Alcars, you 2 are awesome!
I will leave it at this!!
Lets pray.......
Lord please for give Burt for his sins tonight. Please take all this hate out of his heart and the ability to judge others (like he knows them). Please heal any pain that he maybe feeling tonight.
In Gods name I pray...
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!
Love to read what you write everyday!! Can't wait to get on this here comput and buut it up so that I can get out of my lefe and into the the lifes of others..........HA!!
LOL!!
Good Night!
Call N. Allcars
Come and get me baby........ha!
**Warning..Warning.. WillRobinson**
*A FAKER IS PRETENDING TO BE CALL N. ALCARS*
PULEEZE! Take some writing lessons!
"The Real Call N. Alcars" critique
follows:
Pretend pundits proffering pitiful prose protraying pseudonym parlance as presented by
penmaster, Call N. Alcars is proforma piteous!
Translation is below for the GC "stoodents":
Fraud was foisted upon the good readers of this fine publication when a less than true commentariat posted #54 as the genuine article.
The "real" Call N. Alcars would never use such inane sentence structure and misspelled words.
Call N. Alcars would NEVER say "Good Night!" at 08:18 AM. Poor proof reading!
Using "like" as a demonstrative adjective would make Frank Zappa proud! "like" is "kewl"!
Present day "Stoodents" perpetuate themselves as wannabe caricatures of the Valley Girls by constantly interjecting "like" in a sentence.
It is not ALLCARS, which is enunciated as
"Ahlkars" by the local female 911 dispatcher using her syrupy colloquial Southern drawl. Police are meant to be dispatched as evidenced by the incorrect spelling and utterance of my nom de plume, Call N. Alcars.
The correct spelling is, "Alcars", which allows for the proper pronounciation to gently rise from the diaphragm while slightly grazing the palate and exiting from semi-pursed lips.
I certainly hope that my cyber friend, a'shirley, does not display any morose feelings due to her "a" and "s" being capitalized. a'shirley should be thankful that the rank amateurish assignation was not displayed as "A APOSTROPHE SHIRLEY".
I am not congruent with the flaccid reference to Gilligan's Island epsiode #36. Merely filler material on your part, grasshopper. As Everyone knows, on episode #36 of Season 1, Gilligan suffered a fall from a coconut tree.
Alas, no more episode #36's to draw from as the show wafted up to TV Land In The Sky at the finish of episode #98.
So long, Maryanne and Ginger!
Thus, in the final analysis, we have a genuine lab-trained MURIDAE plunking the keyboard who has an obessive compulsive disorder to pose as another compelling himself to reveal to the readers of this fine newspaper that he is Bi-sexual! Dr. Ruth awaits your call on Oxygen TV.
Wow! I for one will not hold your sexual orientation against you. After all many of us are Bi-lingual Republicans, Bi-racial, etc.
I hope I have explained it for all.
yes suh!
Call N. Alcars
'The real perfesser of punditry'
Tell me who you are!!
Later "friends"?
All said and done, ol' Bert took my thrashing very well after he pretended to be me. G'Night, a'shirley, Sheila and the rest of the "real" posters.
Call N. Alcars 10-7
I guess this topic is getting old now. Not to many ppl are responding. Boy, what shall I do with my time now? I need more thin skinned kids to get under. ha!!
"No use in going home, Jody's got yer girl and gone. one-two-three-four..one-two-three four, halt!...at ease!..smoke if ya have 'em."
Your reference to that mysterious "Jody" sparked memories of my infantry days of 1965 in Bravo Company. That marching diddy was one of many that I endured at Ft. Jackson. "Jody" brings back pleasant and not-so pleasant experiences of my US Army tour.
Thanks and keep on truckin'.
Call N. Alcars 10-8
But i guess if i had something on my record from 15yrs ago and i got caught up in something like this i would think that the 15 year ago stuff is irrelevant too.
Im kinda on the fence about that issue. More on the side of saying let all of his past known. Ohh well.
But the other side of me says that the previous charges has nothing to do with him now.
To bad no girlfriend, nor wife wants his butt. You know it's bad when the desperate doesn't even what something!! lol!!
If you don't do anything, then your past would not be drug up into the future. You only hurt yourself with the things "YOU" do!! You know they say Karma is a "BITCH" and to watch out for her. I guess this might be the Karma he should be watching out for. Now maybe next time big daddy will think twice before doing something that is not morally correct!!
This is how he got in to Gordon. He is a good liar.